Girl: “You sound very bored, I think you need a bit of excitement in your life”
Guy: “Yeah, I’m not getting enough biscuits, am I?”
hahahaha that guy is my idol!!
So apparently…
Girls that smoke are more likely to have saggy boobs, apparently smoking damages the tissue in females boobs which make them sagg…… wait what?!
but seriously.. Google it!
"Do you think Angelina Jolie is so pissed off with Joseph Kony because he’s abducted more kids from Uganda than she has"
- Charlie Brooker
